Sleep, why hast thou forsaken me? It’s 7:30. AM. On a Saturday. What is the deal??
Sleep is my hobby. It is my first love. I could sleep instead of eat any day of the week. The middle of the day is a magical time to sleep as far as I’m concerned. Today I have no pitter patter of little feet to wake me, but here I sit. Awake. And slightly annoyed because of it. I have a busy day ahead, I get that. But couldn’t I have started it 2 hours later? Yes brain, I think I could have. Instead I’m sitting here finding things to share with people and contemplating breakfast. Adulting sucks yet again. Why DO people do it? On top of all the other fun adult things you have to do, your brain starts thinking you need to be up at the same time every day like some sort of psycho. (You guessed it – there are days I’m going to be profound and days I’m going to be normal. Today is a little south of the latter.)
Sleep, I miss you so. Please come back. I swear I’ll do better.
Well, I hope you’re reading this after sleeping in this morning. I bet you’re well-rested and everything. Lucky devils.